[Image] Already booked the same room as the blogger. It feels like a great place for photos. Looking forward to it.
[Comment] I really love my brother-in-law's looks. Promise me you'll let him appear in more videos, okay!
[Comment] The blogger's husband is amazing. How can he eat such spicy chicken wings? My boyfriend tried the challenge last year and couldn't handle more than one. His poop even had blood after.
Old Man Mi: Gay people must never take this challenge, especially the bottom. Because after eating these heart-wrenching wings, your asshole will be so spicy it burns the top's dick.
Nian Nian Gao Sheng replied to OP: Are you toxic? (disgusted)
Nian Nian You Yu replied to OP: Please don't post yellow content in my comments. (death smile)
Reply to OP: xswl hahahaha.
Reply to OP: Our Teacher Mi usually doesn't write comments, but when he does, it's a hot one.
[Comment] The blogger's fireworks scene is so well shot. It felt like watching an episode of a romantic drama. Sweet and reassuring.
[Comment] I feel like I've been watching a dating show.
[Comment] Ahhh, how can my brother-in-law be so romantic? How did you train him? So envious!
[Comment] If they could kiss after the confession, this video would be legendary.
[Comment] The way he looks at her, there seem to be stars in his eyes. I'm going to screenshot this frame and use it as my iPad wallpaper.
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Yu Wanwan looked at the comments praising her filming skills and liking the hotel, and couldn't help but smirk proudly.
Six million likes should bring some traffic to the hotel, right?
After reading comments for a while, since she had nothing else to do, Yu Wanwan went upstairs to change clothes and decided to visit Mi Xiaonai's shop.
Mi Xiaonai had vowed in university to start her own business and not be a beast of burden. So after graduating, she rented a shop in the most prominent spot in the mall to sell adult toys for women. Yu Wanwan and Gu Enzhun were both investors.
The shop had been doing well, as women in recent years had stopped shying away from talking about sex and started to acknowledge their desires.
Mi Xiaonai bought three cups of mango sago pomelo drink and listened to Yu Wanwan recount last night's experience. She couldn't help but complain, "So even though you were both so lost in passion, you just kissed and nothing else?"
Gu Enzhun stuck her straw in and joined Mi Xiaonai's complaining, "And he forgot the next morning?"
Yu Wanwan leaned forward, her expression serious, "I strongly suspect he's faking not remembering."
"Hah." Mi Xiaonai crossed her legs and intensified her complaints, "He tricked you into your first kiss under the influence of alcohol, then conveniently forgot the next day. Men are truly cunning and deceitful creatures."
"It was his first kiss, not mine," she explained. "To be precise, I'm the one who gained."
Mi Xiaonai continued, "I thought you were all talk, but you're actually useless. Didn't you say you lust after his body? Didn't you say you want to sleep with him? Last night was such a good opportunity. Why didn't you just pounce on him?"
"Oh." Yu Wanwan felt a bit embarrassed by her words. She pouted and said, "I was afraid he'd accuse me of rape the next day."
"Rape?" Mi Xiaonai's eyes widened. She was so excited that she sprayed out the tapioca pearls from her mouth. "Do you even hear yourself?"
Gu Enzhun followed suit and sprayed a tapioca pearl onto Yu Wanwan.
Yu Wanwan: "..."
Disgusted, she threw the pearl into the trash. "If your mouths are leaking, stop eating."
Gu Enzhun choked on her drink, grabbed some tissues, coughed hard, and laughed, "Sorry, Xiao Mi's tone was too hilarious hahahaha."
Yu Wanwan huffed and pouted, then gave up, "Fine, I admit I was just talking big before. I'm as timid as a mouse, okay?"
Mi Xiaonai's eyes flickered, and she suddenly turned into a schemer, "I have a way for you to sleep with him effortlessly and not get sued for rape."
Yu Wanwan's expression was calm, "What way?"
Mi Xiaonai's lips curled into a mysterious smile. She raised a hand to half-cover her mouth and said conspiratorially, "Since he asked you how to kiss last night, tonight you go home and teach him how to have sex, then practice with him."
Hearing this, Yu Wanwan felt as if a line of ellipses floated over her head.
Mi Xiaonai was still smug, "So, great idea, right?"
Yu Wanwan's face was speechless, "Do you think I'm a teaching palace maid?"
Gu Enzhun, like a hype man, occasionally chimed in softly, "Isn't that entrapment?"
Mi Xiaonai said, "You don't dare to sleep with him, yet you can't stop craving him. If it's that bad, take some toys from my shop. I just got some new products, both external and internal. Want to try?"
She glanced at the bustling pedestrians outside the shop and mysteriously pulled the two inside.
Mi Xiaonai took a pink whale-shaped toy from a shelf and shoved it into Yu Wanwan's hand. "Here, this one's external, and it's not easily noticed on the table. I've personally tested it. Super effective."
After picking a toy for Yu Wanwan, Mi Xiaonai considerately grabbed a set of black lace lingerie for Gu Enzhun. "And this one's been selling great recently. Wear this and your brother will be totally enchanted."
Looking at the products she'd chosen for her two best friends, she felt proud, instantly thinking she was the most considerate bestie in the world.
Gu Enzhun examined the black lingerie closely, chewing her straw and asking a soul-searching question, "Are you sure this is lingerie, not a nursing bra?"
Mi Xiaonai was taken aback, "Where do you see a nursing bra?"
Gu Enzhun pointed at two cut-out holes in the middle, "If it's not a nursing bra, why are there two holes in the middle? Isn't this obviously for breastfeeding moms to feed their babies?"
"But... uh..." Mi Xiaonai's brain short-circuited. She wanted to argue but didn't know how.
Yu Wanwan, watching this, had already crouched down and was laughing silently.
Gu Enzhun didn't seem to get the joke and asked innocently, "What's so funny?"