Mi Xiaonai helplessly propped her cheek, snatched the lingerie from Gu Enzhun, and said, "Forget it, this one's not for you."
Yu Wanwan was now laughing so hard she sat on the cold floor.
Her bestie often seemed out of place in their trio because she wasn't perverted enough.
After the little interlude, Mi Xiaonai took a pink vibrator out of a rectangular box and said enthusiastically, "Let me introduce you to something powerful. Ta-da!"
Even though the vibrator was pink, Yu Wanwan still found it scary, "Why is this thing so long?"
"Of course, it's custom-made, 21 cm," Mi Xiaonai said with a meaningful look. "Do you know what 21 cm means? It's a size you only see in novels, but I made it happen. There's also a flesh-colored version."
Hearing this, Yu Wanwan's face immediately showed disgust, "Ew, so perverted!"
Mi Xiaonai thought she was overreacting, "What's the big deal? Some people just like visual stimulation."
Gu Enzhun said, "I'd die of fright just looking at it. I thought 18 cm was already long enough."
Mi Xiaonai dismissed that, "18 cm is only medium size in my book."
Hearing this, Gu Enzhun exclaimed, "Oh my god, 18 cm has been downgraded to medium?"
Humans were getting more and more perverted.
Mi Xiaonai turned and grinned at Yu Wanwan, "Want to try it?"
Yu Wanwan quickly waved her hands, "No thanks, I can't handle something that big."
Seeing her two besties acting so coy about the thing in her hand, Mi Xiaonai's mischievous side emerged. She grinned wickedly, "If you can't enjoy it, you could always buy one to ward off evil spirits."
Yu Wanwan looked up at her as if she were an idiot, "Are you crazy? Who buys something like that to ward off evil spirits?"
"Why not?" Mi Xiaonai said seriously, "If a ghost tries to scare you in your house and suddenly sees this thing standing upright in the living room, it'll think it's some powerful artifact and get scared out of its wits."
Yu Wanwan: "... I don't want to talk to you."
Mi Xiaonai got carried away and continued her abstract reasoning, "Or imagine a thief breaks into your house to steal something, sees this thing in the living room, he'll be so scared he'll run away and never come back. Hahahaha."
Yu Wanwan: "Oh, go away..."
Gu Enzhun: "I've never seen such a perverted person!"
...
The girls hung out in the shop for a while, then decided to stroll through the mall before heading home.
Passing a scratch-off lottery stand, Gu Enzhun suggested, "Want to buy a scratch-off? I haven't played in a while."
Mi Xiaonai agreed, "Sure, I haven't played in a while either."
Seeing both friends interested, Yu Wanwan bought one too.
Gu Enzhun scratched off the ten-yuan ticket, her eyes lighting up, "Hey, I won. Fifty yuan."
Mi Xiaonai followed, "Ten yuan. Didn't win or lose."
There were only two scrapers on the counter, so Yu Wanwan waited until her friends finished before taking one. Since she knew her luck was terrible, her face was as calm as still water, "I feel like mine probably didn't win."
"You never know. Maybe your luck has turned," Gu Enzhun comforted her. "Besides, you won 1.25 million last week."
Yu Wanwan casually scratched off the coating, no expectation on her face, "But last time, I didn't pick those two winning tickets myself."
She slowly scratched until the last number, when her pupils suddenly dilated. She stared at the number underneath, confirming she wasn't mistaken, then couldn't help shouting, "Holy crap! I won!"
Upon hearing this, both friends quickly crowded around, "Really?"
"How much?"
"A thousand!" Yu Wanwan held up the scratch-off ticket between two fingers, her face showing the same shock as when she saw fireworks that night.
After 25 years of never winning anything, she had just won 1,000 yuan on her own!
Gu Enzhun affectionately hooked her arm and started spouting words of comfort, "I told you you'd win. Life is like that. When you stop expecting something, it bounces back and surprises you."
Yu Wanwan was still immersed in unbelievable joy, asking her friends excitedly, trying to confirm again, "Oh my god, did I really win? Is it true?"
Mi Xiaonai also excitedly grabbed Yu Wanwan's hand, "It's true, girl. Your luck really turned!"
"My luck turned?!" Yu Wanwan covered her mouth. Her excitement was almost as intense as Fan Jin's when he passed the imperial exam at fifty-four. Having been unlucky for so long, she was bewildered by the sudden joy.
After calming down at the scratch-off stand for a long time, Yu Wanwan was in high spirits. She immediately decided to buy blind boxes for her two besties.
The three went to a blind box store. Yu Wanwan waved her hand grandly and bought two boxes of the currently hottest Luka Duck blind boxes for each friend.