Match Made in Heaven

Alias她做奸佞那些年

AuthorMai Yi Ke Tu Dou / 埋一颗土豆

[A Steadfast True Gentleman × A Wise and Resourceful Fake Villain] In the 43rd year of Yong'an, a new 'villain' arrived at court. The new Director of the Imperial Observatory, Qian Xingzhi, seemed to be a smooth-talking flatterer. To climb the ranks, 'he' not only curried favor with the powerful and formed cliques but also observed celestial phenomena daily, peddling superstitious nonsense, yet deeply beloved by His Majesty. Everyone said that Nansheng was overrun with treacherous officials, leaving only Grand Master of Remonstrance Lu Yu as a truly upright minister. But within a few months, Lord Lu and that Qian Xingzhi had become sworn brothers, tied together like grasshoppers on a string. Heaven is dooming Nansheng! It wasn't until Qian Xingzhi's powerful patrons fell one by one—their families executed and properties confiscated—that people finally realized: Lord Qian seemed to have flattered all the riffraff out of existence? * Lu Yu had also misunderstood Qian Xingzhi. He allowed her false allegiance, planning only to eliminate this clown after avenging his own grievances. He never expected she merely wore the skin of a treacherous villain. The schemer became the schemed. Lord Lu, who never failed, had finally woven his own trap. * Later, the news that Lord Qian was actually a woman spread throughout Nansheng. After her exposure, Qian Xingzhi completely gave up. These years, a fully-fledged astronomy PhD, acting daily and fortune-telling every day—even a workaholic corporate slave gets tired, okay? The court erupted in cheers—finally, they wouldn't be fooled by Qian Xingzhi anymore! "What did you say? Lord Lu and Lord Qian are husband and wife?" "Lord Lu said if Lord Qian is dismissed, he'll go crazy and kill everyone!!" * 1. Female transmigration, cross-dressing, alternate history, many private settings. 2. Both are strong, single love line, happy ending. 3. Tea couple causing chaos! 4. All astrological and fate-related content references the 'Gan Shi Xing Jing' and made-up nonsense. [Pre-order: 'Trapped with My Archenemy for Ninety-Nine Days'] In the cultivation world, everyone knows that Lin Shuoyue, the Immortal Lord of Suxin Hall, is as cold-hearted as a celestial being, spending his days perfecting his sword skills and slaying demons. In the cultivation world, no one knows that Lin Shuoyue was once the beloved junior disciple of the peerless demon lord Duan Chenxin, cherished and pampered, sharing tender moments. Until he slaughtered the entire Mingyue Pavilion and his identity was exposed. Lin Shuoyue pointed her sword at him: "Since you are a demon, you are my enemy. From now on, our love is severed." Duan Chenxin, lying low in hiding all these years, had already achieved his goal, but for her, he had wasted a century among these so-called righteous sects. The merciless demon lord rasped, "Was it all just pretense?" Lin Shuoyue remained unmoved: "A fleeting romance." From then on, lovers became enemies. * Lin Shuoyue woke up trapped in a barrier—a scenic, uninhabited place, with only that monster for company. Enemies met, and they fought fiercely. Lin Shuoyue exhausted all her skills but couldn't break the barrier, only to see the barrier display a few words: This barrier will dissipate after ninety-nine days. Soon, Lin Shuoyue noticed something strange—the barrier began making outrageous demands daily, threatening indefinite extension if not fulfilled. "Share a Bed" "Whisper Sweet Nothings" "A Night of Passion" The demon lord had also changed, clinging to her day in and day out, pestering her with ambiguous advances. "My dear junior sister, it's been years. Let me catch up with you." Finally, after ninety-nine days of mischief, Lin Shuoyue looked up at the sky and saw the words: "Become Husband and Wife, Never Part" * Aloof Beauty × World-Chaos Demon Lord Other: Tea Couple's Dying Diary One-sentence summary: A humble salaryman's survival guide Theme: Work hard, live well.

Alias青石弄

AuthorQiao Bei Nan Nan Nan / 乔北南南南

#Childhood sweethearts + long separation reunion / people-pleasing personality × guiding personality# Tips: The dog was raised together by the male and female leads. The female lead was forced to leave but did not abandon the dog—she 'abandoned' the male lead. At fourteen, Ji Shuhe picked up a dog. The puppy, not yet a month old, was frail. Without care, it would die, but she couldn't bring it home. That year, her parents' conflict escalated, and they sent her to her grandparents' house thousands of miles away. The house was in an old alley in Xinhai, dark and damp all day long. The room they gave her barely had space to turn around, no private bathroom, and even the kitchen was shared. With no way out, the neighbor she hated most reached out and took the puppy. "Let's call you Chestnut." He casually named it and brought the dog home. Wen Shaoyu, one year older than her, was the notorious troublemaker in the alley. She had seen him pin someone down and punch them, fierce and brutal. And they lived under the same roof. At fourteen, Ji Shuhe was afraid of him. On her first night in the attic, she had to go to the public restroom but dared not walk in the dark. She happened to run into him coming out with a flashlight. Ji Shuhe cautiously followed him, and he deliberately mocked that she had less courage than a cat. At twenty-four, Ji Shuhe was still afraid of him. Because she had thrown the puppy at him, left him and Xinhai, and disappeared without a trace for many years. On the day they reunited, the now lighter-colored big dog enthusiastically pounced on Ji Shuhe, reminding her of the puppy she had abandoned. When she looked up, the owner, who had let go of the leash, looked at her coldly, like a stranger. "Last year, on Chestnut's tenth birthday, I promised him that if he couldn't wait for you... then I wouldn't wait either." "Ji Shuhe. You didn't let Chestnut wait in vain." "But he forgave you. I didn't." —— Copyedited 2025.8.16 Female lead's perspective: There are two dogs in front of me, one is my dog, and the other is still my dog. (×) Relatively slow-burn, a purely sweet short story (should be purely sweet). One-line summary: Too many people, after separation, never return. Theme: Believe in dreams.

Alias假夫君他追到冥界了

AuthorZi Du / 子渡

Di Yao drank the Mengpo Soup but couldn't reincarnate. She looked at the man standing in front of the luxurious small courtyard assigned to her in the underworld, and then at the doorplate hanging on the fence with the names of the residents: "Di Yao, Wei Xunzhou." Live in the same room, die in the same grave. This man before her must be her husband. * Di Yao didn't want her husband to know she had amnesia, so she acted cautiously, afraid of slipping up. But the two were stuck together all day, and mistakes inevitably happened. She nervously watched Wei Xunzhou, who had rolled up his sleeves to cook in the kitchen, and then looked at the clothes and bed sheets drying in the yard. "Something's wrong. Why isn't he angry at all?" When the Mengpo Soup's effect finally wore off, Di Yao realized what was wrong—the husband she had given her whole heart to was a fraud! Then she learned something even more terrifying: the man who had shared her bed all these days was none other than the dreaded Ghost King of the Underworld! She found Wei Xunzhou, but he didn't explain anything, only said he would help her reincarnate as she wished. Di Yao was utterly disappointed and left in a huff! * Wei Xunzhou originally only intended to repay a debt of gratitude by snatching Di Yao's corpse from her faithless husband and ensuring she left with dignity. He never planned to pretend to be her husband. But when he saw Di Yao's bright eyes, he inexplicably took on the role of "the impersonator." Fortunately, Di Yao had amnesia and treated him like her real husband, even clinging to his arm and calling him by his courtesy name in a sweet voice. Though he remained cold and reserved on the surface, he had already taken it to heart. After Di Yao sensed something was wrong, he pretended to be calm, continuing to wash her clothes and cook for her, helping her with whatever she needed, only hoping that his impersonation wouldn't be exposed too soon. But it was. Watching Di Yao's resolute departing figure, Wei Xunzhou felt at a loss for the first time, his heart a mess and a bloody taste rising in his throat. * Di Yao's new life was thriving, but an uninvited guest arrived, and she braced herself for trouble. "What? Does the Ghost King want to catch me and pull out my tongue or disembowel me?" But to her surprise, Wei Xunzhou had abandoned his usual aloof demeanor, looking pitiful and speaking plaintively: "I don't have a home anymore. Can my lady take pity on me?" Di Yao: Hey! Are you getting addicted to being an impersonator? --- Pre-order: "The Disobedient Disciple Returns with a CP System" Yan Chu transmigrated into a poorly written novel as the master of the dark, twisted, and crazy big villain male lead—a cannon fodder who dies for the male lead. Looking at the disciple kneeling on the ground, obediently waiting for his master to drink tea, she ruthlessly splashed the tea of discipleship. "Stay away from the protagonist for a safe life"—that mantra was no joke. A dark, twisted crazy big villain disciple? No thanks. But his future throne as the demon lord? She wanted it! What she wanted was the throne. After coaxing her disciple to go cultivate at a celestial sect, Yan Chu lived a life of utmost leisure. But her good fortune didn't last. The infamous demon disciple from the original story suddenly burst into the demon palace, knocking over and destroying all her puppet male concubines. Yan Chu had just thrown the disciple out when a system dinged in her mind: [Bring him back.] Yan Chu: ... Forced by the dog system, Yan Chu had to "gently smile" and accept the disciple's tea of discipleship; reluctantly praise the disciple's completed tasks; insincerely care about the disciple's mental health... What a perfect picture of a kind teacher and good disciple. But the teacher was not kind, and the disciple was not good. The demon disciple would slaughter a celestial sect one day, bully the demon race the next, and every day he disguised himself as her puppet male concubine, kneeling meekly by her skirt, waiting for her caress. That was bad enough, but if he tried to climb into his master's bed, he'd only get slapped. Yan Chu's hands hurt, but a flicker of excitement flashed in the disciple's eyes, which then turned to tears as he hugged her. He breathed in her ear, his voice lonely and sad: "I know your kindness to me is fake. But even if it's fake, I can't help being happy. I'd rather you hit and scold me every day than ignore me." Yan Chu wasn't falling for it. She raised her hand for another slap, but the system issued a new task: [Comfort him.] — Rong Buchi was born a demon, with a perverse nature and arrogant pride, believing no one was worthy of teaching him. But when Yan Chu splashed him with the adulterated tea of discipleship, he was somewhat surprised. He gleefully expected her to be furious, but she only looked down at him with disdain. He accidentally overheard that his master was about to die, so despite his contempt, he infiltrated a celestial sect and stole their ultimate treasure for her. By the time he finally escaped and returned to the demon palace, his master was not only alive and well, but had taken over his father's position—he had been played. But the priority was to eliminate the fakes around his master. Since his master disliked him, he'd become her puppet male concubine. He was more than willing.

Alias身为材料生的我却被推去做冲喜炮灰[穿书] / 有没有眼光啊？用材料生冲喜！

AuthorJiao Zhi Zhua Di / 脚趾抓地

Major Triggers: None | Niche Triggers: 1. Not a female-empire story 2. Male lead does not ascend the throne Lin Yi, a second-year master's student in Materials Science at a 985 university, went out to clear her head after losing her hair from data crunching. Unfortunately, she was hit by a scumbag driver, and then Earth's Consciousness tossed her into a small world derived from a hegemonic novel "Da Qian Tian Xia" that she was halfway through reading, with the excuse "Hell is full." Good news: There are fellow transmigrators, and they have high-status identities. Bad news: She transmigrated as a marriage-to-ward-off-evil bride, and on the third day after arriving, she was to marry General Gu Fang, who was on his deathbed with paralyzed legs. Lin Yi: Who's afraid of whom? He's a dying man anyway. I'll indulge him. On the wedding night, under the red candles. Seeing Gu Fang's breathtaking face— Lin Yi: ...Sorry, I've switched sides. (The ultimate defection of a face-con) More importantly, this short-lived general is not only handsome but also soft-hearted. Noticing her lack of support, he silently allowed all her restless behavior. Thus, rumors spread in the imperial city— The general's wife, who married in to ward off evil, neither cried nor made a fuss, but instead hovered around the general all day. Today she made a wheelchair, tomorrow she asked for the second half of the phrase "Odd changes, even stays," and the day after she dragged the general into a discussion about "how to increase the average survival rate of Daqian." At first, Gu Fang only saw her as a caged bird, feeling pity. Later, he discovered that this bird's mind contained a magnificent and exquisite art of engineering that could move the entire era. Transmigration + Infrastructure + Ensemble Cast + Sweet & Satisfying Materials Science master's degree transmigrates, changes the world with science and fellow transmigrators Disabled general? No, he's a war god husband! Ancient survival rate? Directly maxed out into a blueprint for a prosperous era! --- [Teaser] Lin Yi (pulling out blueprints): Husband, this is called a "wheelchair." It will help you move freely. Gu Fang (ears slightly red): ...Thank you, wife. Lin Yi (eyes sparkling): You're welcome! Next, let's talk about improving weapons and inventing gunpowder? Gu Fang: ...Wife, what else did your master teach you? Lin Yi (looking at the sky): Probably... how to make this place a better world. --------------------Here is the divider--------------------- This is my next pre-order book, "You Didn't Say This Was an ABO World?!" Welcome to add it to your collection~ Su Louzhi felt that the most worthwhile deal she ever made was trading with the system for a rebirth. The system said: The task is super simple—just appear five times. The price? You choose: lose your sight, hearing, or speech. Su Louzhi decisively chose to be mute. After rebirth, everything was perfect: no family burden, an astronomically long bank balance, and everyone she met was extremely friendly. The task was indeed simple: on September 30, 2026, at 3:00 PM, stand in the alley next to the school for half an hour. Su Louzhi: That's it? Free lunch? Until she was surrounded by four blond punks in the alley and cried her eyes out, she realized the system's words were not to be fully trusted. In despair, a man walked toward her against the light. — Ji Kailan, the only son of the Ji family, the sole heir to the Ji Group, and the world's only top-level Enigma. Rich, handsome, fit, and smart. If it weren't for the fact that as the only top-level Enigma, no one could withstand his pheromones, and he couldn't accept any inferior pheromones, he would indeed be a novel male protagonist with a charmed life. But there was no if. The doctor concluded that his pheromone disorder was incurable and that he was doomed to die before 30. He thought he had little time left until he met Su Louzhi. No pheromones, clean as a vacuum, her looks perfectly matched his aesthetic, and her personality hit his heart completely. Ji Kailan's Adam's apple rolled involuntarily, and only one thought filled his mind: She can only be mine. So he began a long-term plan of legal abduction: pretending to meet by chance, creating alone time, playing pitiful to gain sympathy, sneaking into her room while she napped. Su Louzhi was completely unaware, even thinking that this senior was just too nice, considerate and gentle. Until one day she discovered that he had added something to her milk... After being found out, Ji Kailan even went further, putting a tracking bracelet on her. Su Louzhi: ... Oh well, she already likes him, what else can she do? — [Teaser] After a huge misunderstanding, Su Louzhi finally found the hottest post on the school forum: [Rational Discussion: Can our finance department's famous mute girl really withstand Senior Ji?] Beneath it, a crowd of gossipers analyzed passionately: Enigma's hardware is too heaven-defying; a genderless person is roughly equivalent to a Z-grade Omega; if these two do it once, it might kill her. Su Louzhi blushed. Because—they actually did it. And they did it for five days and five nights. Other: Group transmigration, infrastructure, leveling up One-sentence summary: They really have no taste! Theme: Study hard, make progress every day.

Alias上上婚

AuthorXiu Dao / 袖刀

🫧Gentle and quiet vs ❄️Cold and arrogant Xuan Yang first saw Zhou Dang at the opening ceremony of her first year of high school. The blue-and-white school uniform was loosely draped on the mixed-race boy. A dazzling blue diamond stud hung from his left ear, his silver hair breathtakingly handsome—beauty breaking dimensions. When Xuan Yang finished her speech as the freshman representative and left, she accidentally met his indifferent, deep eyes. The boy seemed disdainful; he only glanced for a second, then turned away. Later, they got married. On their honeymoon in Melbourne, Xuan Yang ran into the prodigy she had secretly admired during her school days. She habitually sneaked a few more looks, but when she came to her senses, Zhou Dang, who had been walking beside her, was gone. When she found him, he was standing by the street, blowing smoke rings. The mist blurred his slender, handsome face. Seeing her, he put out his cigarette and approached, looking at her coldly: "Not watching your first love anymore?" Xuan Yang was stunned, peering into his deep eyes. Zhou Dang raised an eyebrow. "Last chance—sure you don't want to look a little longer?" "Last chance?" Xuan Yang didn't understand. The man hummed deeply, lowered his head, and kissed her on the street. "From now on, you can only look at me. I am your lawful husband." Xuan Yang thought that her and Zhou Dang's feelings were built night after night after marriage. Until she opened a dusty, yellowed diary. 18-year-old Zhou Dang wrote: —I love you like ebony, never decaying. - Beautiful female lawyer vs boss of Beijing circle. The male lead had a secret crush since youth, and dotes on his wife after marriage. - Double chaste. Both leads are not perfect; the female lead once had a crush. If you mind, be cautious. - All plots are purely fabricated by the author. Please do not bring into reality. - No trolling, no trolling, no trolling. - Tagline and blurb written on 2024.11.15, revised on 2025.09.20, screenshots taken as proof.

Alias纯爱文里百分百走进BG路线[快穿]

AuthorHei Qiao 114 / 黑桥114

If happiness is a seasoning packet, then Qi Sui is instant noodles boiled in plain water. And this world! "This world is a BL world! Devoted love! Broken mirror reunited! ABO! Male-male pregnancy! A domineering CEO falling for a poor, pure student!" Qi Sui's eyes were filled with despair. Yes. She must be that character in a BL novel who is 100% destined to become the vicious female supporting character—in reality, a steadfast BG fan who dies within three chapters, not even reaching ten thousand words. Her roles include but are not limited to: the persistent ex-fiancée of the domineering gong, the desperate wife in a cheating story, the pathetic first wife of a dragon's arrogance, the pitiful Dao companion sacrificed for the Dao... How did we women provoke you? "Heterosexuality has no future! Come contribute to the grand future of BL!" Qi Sui took a deep breath and actively responded to the call, vowing to become a brick in BL novels—move wherever needed. Isn't it just becoming a 100% extra? Qi Sui said: Bros, I got this. Success guaranteed. But she still failed. All her missions inexplicably veered into BG routes. No more. She doesn't want to be last in performance rankings. Bad news: She's last. Good news: She can transfer to the neighboring BG romance group. Only a few colleagues there, and not a single one human. Main Storyline 1: The Cuckold Wife of a Cheater "I love you deeply, but you love a fool. The fool doesn't love you, you're more foolish than a fool." Qian Jin was handsome and capable, but unfortunately poor. In his youth, he hid his sexual orientation to marry his teacher's daughter, treating his wife coldly for years. His wife tolerated him, cared for him, hoping that one day her love would be seen by her husband, but everything went against her wishes. Her husband's new boss was young, beautiful, and charming, with a prominent family and incomparable work ability. Most importantly— He was a man. When love crosses gender boundaries, everything normal in life becomes twisted and absurd. The beautiful man touched her haggard face, weathered by the third party in her marriage, and sweet-talked her, seducing her. None of this was her fault. The mistakes made by her husband shouldn't be borne by her. She just needed to find new happiness. Main Storyline 2: The Tragic First Wife of a Dragon's Arrogance In an urban supernatural novel, the dragon's arrogance protagonist Murong Aotian married a wife reluctantly to fight for a family treasure. Just as everything was supposed to get on track, Murong Aotian reunited with his childhood sweetheart. That person was still as noble as in memory, as if born to be held in someone's hands. The thoughts he had hidden for years resurfaced. He offered treasures and supernatural powers just to win a smile from his beauty. The beauty did smile, with gentle and tender eyes. Murong Aotian followed his gaze and saw only his lowly, ugly wife. The fresh and beautiful man leaned beside the woman, gently holding her hand against his cheek. "Don't love him anymore. Love me." Main Storyline 3: The Childhood Fiancée of an Honest Man Chen Ping was an honest man. —Everyone around him said so. His childhood fiancée, who had grown up with him, also thought they would one day get married. Just as Qi Sui was working hard for their future, she saw her honest fiancé holding another man's hand at the club entrance, flirting intimately. Chen Ping, her perfect fiancé, had set his sights on this weak childhood fiancée for the sake of his first love, who suffered from azoospermia. A weak woman who lost her father young could be easily manipulated by them. The inferior and despicable man tried to lower his head and coax the woman, but never raised it again. Main Storyline 4: The First Love Girlfriend Whose Guy Was Stolen Main Storyline 5: The Pitiful Dao Companion Sacrificed for the Dao Main Storyline 6: The Rural Woman Whose Engagement Was Called Off in an Era Novel Warning: The author is an unwavering BG fan. The female lead is neither smart nor great; this is not a strong female lead or a great female lead story. 1v1, male leads are virgins. The male lead has no homosexual history; past, present, or future, he will never have a romantic relationship with any male. From the moment the female lead enters the world, the setting and background have already deviated. They are soulmates. The male lead is inherently heterosexual (highlighted). Also updating next door—"Becoming an Extra in an Erotic Film" Have you ever seen an erotic film? The kind where the male and female leads can't exchange three sentences before engaging in physical combat. Now, I have one good news and one bad news. Good news: I transmigrated. Finally, I escaped my monthly suffocating mortgage and the harassing calls from my exploitative boss. Bad news: I transmigrated into an erotic film. This erotic film has all the elements. It features a talentless, fan-sexing idol, a debt collector who likes married women, a underclassman who's into power games, a male boss who loves sexual harassment, a shady stalker into train molestation... and so on. All kinds of BDSM, ****, ***** play are endless. I was shocked. But luckily, I'm just an extra. I worked as a staff member at the idol's sex scene, as an intern when the debt collector came to harass, as a part-time teacher who stumbled upon passion in college, as an employee bullied at work, as a commuter napping on the electric train after work... All, without exception, extras. Wait, wait, wait! Why does an extra have to work so many jobs every day? Just when I thought I could finally relax and be a salted fish in this free-spirited world, my scenes started to go wrong. Because I showed up too many times in the erotic film set, they saw me. This is absolutely terrible. I swear— That life of working ten jobs a day can go to hell!